I fucking cannot with this man.
how drunk was he?
A lot drunk
do u think someone has ever come to tumblr to join and just seen
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay clubp
If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar
And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much
my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi
I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”
GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI
luigi! at the disco
i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already